| #78 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #906 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #51 | Bonerdagon necklace | 114 |
| #526 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1983 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1877 | Crimbuck | 61 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #959 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #186 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 121 |
| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #68 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 4 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #76 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #17 | The Emperor's new hat | 4 |
| #25 | The Emperor's new pants | 3 |
| #21 | The Emperor's new shirt | 4 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #857 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1052 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #786 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 21 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 24 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #303 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 23 |
| #157 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 9 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #412 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #445 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #82 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #1135 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary concrete fedora | 2 |
| #258 | badass belt | 140 |
| #195 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #237 | big rock | 4 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #64 | eleven-foot pole | 13 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #35 | government per-diem | 19 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #40 | loadstone | 53 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #997 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #698 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #269 | old sweatpants | 274 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #112 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #203 | red class ring | 72 |
| #68 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 14 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #388 | roll of toilet paper | 234 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #273 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #83 | spectre scepter | 230 |
| #479 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #1124 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #771 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #795 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #2927 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2258 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #2754 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #130 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #43 | tiny black hole | 7 |
| #623 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #300 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #608 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #138 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #140 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #493 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #414 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #609 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #183 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #737 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #141 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #306 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #340 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #582 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #494 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #384 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #486 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #241 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #473 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #104 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #505 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1103 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #170 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4531 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1092 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #852 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #955 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1335 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #834 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8052 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8096 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1325 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #177 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1529 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #250 | useless powder | 638 |
| #525 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |