| #79 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 5 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #912 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #51 | Bonerdagon necklace | 114 |
| #527 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1882 | Crimbuck | 61 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #956 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #186 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 121 |
| #100 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
| #263 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #68 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 4 |
| #289 | Rock and Roll Legend | 5 |
| #79 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 1 |
| #18 | The Emperor's new hat | 4 |
| #25 | The Emperor's new pants | 3 |
| #21 | The Emperor's new shirt | 4 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 4 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 21 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 24 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 23 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #131 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 9 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #95 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 26 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 17 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #83 | UV monocular | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #1157 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary concrete fedora | 2 |
| #262 | badass belt | 140 |
| #202 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #254 | big rock | 4 |
| #199 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #250 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #71 | eleven-foot pole | 13 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #41 | government per-diem | 19 |
| #31 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #31 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #41 | loadstone | 53 |
| #97 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #238 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #374 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #697 | obsidian dagger | 26 |
| #277 | old sweatpants | 274 |
| #237 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #525 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #116 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 3 |
| #210 | red class ring | 72 |
| #72 | ring of Detect Boring Doors | 14 |
| #183 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #395 | roll of toilet paper | 234 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #286 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #239 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #85 | spectre scepter | 230 |
| #482 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #1130 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1707 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #774 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #795 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3120 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #651 | stuffed dodecapede | 4 |
| #1970 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2266 | stuffed mink | 8 |
| #2572 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #2777 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2477 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #134 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #46 | tiny black hole | 7 |
| #631 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 3 |
| #301 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 6 |
| #617 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 3 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #139 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 4 |
| #142 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 4 |
| #498 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #417 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #184 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 8 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #604 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #503 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 4 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #500 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 4 |
| #390 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 7 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #477 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 4 |
| #105 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 4 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #1143 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 2 |
| #508 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1099 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #859 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #962 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 3 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #251 | useless powder | 638 |
| #530 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |