| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1457 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1488 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1199 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #2408 | Valentine | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7430 | badass belt | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #116 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #1299 | blood flower | 2 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #5251 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2054 | brick | 4 |
| #448 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #408 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #57 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #98 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 16 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #142 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #649 | daisy | 2 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1157 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3288 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #693 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #133 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #606 | hobo nickel | 297 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2796 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #3056 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #251 | long-stemmed rose | 11 |
| #571 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| 🥈 | lump of diamond | 5,260 |
| #1737 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #132 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #173 | party hat | 20 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #759 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #168 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #2040 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3638 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3665 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2197 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2737 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #1980 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2032 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #422 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2126 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1189 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #142 | vampire pearl | 4 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #54 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1871 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |