| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #115 | Mer-kin breastplate | 1 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #117 | black velvet box | 5 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #97 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 16 |
| #187 | cotton candy cone | 1 |
| #165 | cotton candy pillow | 1 |
| #140 | cotton candy plug | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #607 | hobo nickel | 297 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #251 | long-stemmed rose | 11 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| 🥈 | lump of diamond | 5,260 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #131 | moist sailor's cap | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #174 | party hat | 20 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #35 | pink pinkslip slip | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #760 | pixellated candy heart | 13 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #36 | plastic bib | 1 |
| #165 | pretty bouquet | 11 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #18 | slime-covered lantern | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #75 | tasteful black bow tie | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #141 | vampire pearl | 4 |
| #46 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #36 | velcro boots | 1 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| #35 | velcro paddle ball | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |