| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #746 | BGE merchandise order form | 3 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO mug | 44 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #185 | CRIMBCO wine | 41 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #558 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #144 | Knob mushroom | 100 |
| #137 | Knoll mushroom | 100 |
| #700 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 10 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #275 | acid-squirting flower | 13 |
| #499 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #14 | ancient turtle shell powder | 3 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #616 | awful poetry journal | 105 |
| #565 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #555 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #362 | battered Crimbo Crate | 32 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #774 | big red clown nose | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #223 | blue plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #346 | chintzy turtle brooch | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #24 | cool mushroom | 112 |
| #136 | cyborg doll | 13 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #144 | disintegrating sheet music | 50 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #92 | flaming mushroom | 28 |
| #136 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #105 | frozen mushroom | 27 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #307 | furry fur | 350 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #208 | gloomy black mushroom | 16 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #758 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #290 | helmet turtle | 213 |
| #813 | iGoogly | 15 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #182 | inflatable duck | 10 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #552 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #753 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #326 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #587 | mauve striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #394 | meat from yesterday | 4 |
| #984 | meat paste | 1 |
| #433 | meat stack | 63 |
| #923 | meat vortex | 5 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #111 | mugcake | 101 |
| #860 | mushroom fermenting solution | 7 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #261 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 9 |
| #673 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #558 | oyster basket | 7 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #794 | paperclip | 15 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #660 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #30 | pointy mushroom | 100 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #329 | puce plastic oyster egg | 11 |
| #391 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #867 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #487 | red plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #331 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 10 |
| #118 | red striped oyster egg | 19 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #684 | robotronic egg | 42 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2224 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #52 | samurai turtle | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #492 | spooky mushroom | 100 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stinky mushroom | 27 |
| #1346 | stolen accordion | 5 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5813 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4060 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #680 | stuffed gray blob | 41 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4031 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #1123 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 18 |
| #4036 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #4055 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #583 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 14 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #723 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 5 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #611 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 5 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2534 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1033 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #1202 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1770 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #653 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1304 | toast | 350 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #156 | turtle pheromones | 31 |
| #361 | turtle totem | 114 |
| #439 | urinal cake | 3 |
| #1495 | valuable trinket | 19 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #17 | warm mushroom | 125 |
| #133 | water wings | 10 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #382 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |