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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #75 | Goodfella contract | 700 |
| #294 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 7 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #563 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 35 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1204 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #682 | barrrnacle | 20 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #578 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #613 | black-and-blue light | 28 |
| #589 | blue plasma ball | 34 |
| #522 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
| #577 | box of sunshine | 560 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #537 | cheap studded belt | 39 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #482 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #841 | duct tape | 28 |
| #640 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 11 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #547 | flavored foot massage oil | 33 |
| #510 | foam dart | 44 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #358 | grumpy old man charrrm | 6 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1372 | joybuzzer | 8 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #346 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #30 | orange | 5,112 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #641 | personalized coffee mug | 43 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #7 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5,022 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #838 | roll of toilet paper | 66 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1568 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #553 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #151 | skeleton key | 65 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #487 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 51 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3148 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3068 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #622 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 35 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #939 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #501 | sunken chest | 20 |
| #259 | tarrrnish charrrm | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1667 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #786 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |