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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #975 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #60 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #75 | Goodfella contract | 700 |
| #294 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 7 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #561 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 35 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #172 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1207 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #2643 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1238 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #683 | barrrnacle | 20 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #576 | bit of clingfilm | 7 |
| #612 | black-and-blue light | 28 |
| #588 | blue plasma ball | 34 |
| #523 | booty chest charrrm | 5 |
| #579 | box of sunshine | 560 |
| #1404 | brick | 14 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #538 | cheap studded belt | 39 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #485 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 6 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #842 | duct tape | 28 |
| #643 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 11 |
| #1448 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #545 | flavored foot massage oil | 33 |
| #509 | foam dart | 44 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #358 | grumpy old man charrrm | 6 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1370 | joybuzzer | 8 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #345 | lewd playing card | 7 |
| #30 | orange | 5,112 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #559 | personal massager | 11 |
| #639 | personalized coffee mug | 43 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1378 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #7 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 5,022 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #524 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #840 | roll of toilet paper | 66 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1569 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #555 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #150 | skeleton key | 65 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #441 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #486 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 51 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2196 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3076 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #4272 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #623 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 35 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3268 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #940 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 9 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #503 | sunken chest | 20 |
| #259 | tarrrnish charrrm | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1664 | whoopie cushion | 3 |
| #1751 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #782 | yellow snowcone | 40 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |