| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #623 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #793 | Boss Bat britches | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #487 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #827 | Daffy Taffy | 32 |
| #817 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1021 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #135 | Mountain Stream soda | 341 |
| #1442 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 23 |
| #766 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #22 | Staff of the Greasefire | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1082 | astronaut pants | 5 |
| #1380 | badass belt | 40 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #3271 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #323 | gearbox necklace | 3 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2261 | golden ring | 25 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #1725 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1465 | iGoogly | 2 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #859 | killing feather | 46 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1027 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #113 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 81 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #612 | oversized fish scaler | 8 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1109 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1010 | possessed top | 5 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1011 | robotronic egg | 27 |
| #1742 | rogue swarmer | 34 |
| #381 | roll of toilet paper | 242 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #638 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #1141 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2727 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3034 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #4932 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #3793 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4810 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #2813 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3617 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3755 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3067 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2943 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #998 | toy ray gun | 7 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #432 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |
| #527 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #660 | yellow candy heart | 22 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |