| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #3202 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1770 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #493 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #423 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #72 | White Citadel burger | 60 |
| #228 | White Citadel fries | 7 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #595 | bilge wine | 7 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #570 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #246 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 5 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #375 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #253 | chewing gum on a string | 62 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #592 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1023 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #778 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #461 | fish-liver oil | 7 |
| #636 | flaming feather | 5 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #757 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #361 | grog | 3 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #100 | herb brownies | 405 |
| #604 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #260 | kiwi | 6 |
| #755 | lime | 3 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1137 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1161 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1291 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| #913 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #233 | raspberry | 3 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1366 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #922 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #553 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #758 | strawberry | 3 |
| #5703 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4566 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #793 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2250 | toast | 57 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #498 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #433 | witty rapier | 3 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |