| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1784 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #492 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 6 |
| #424 | Oil of Parrrlay | 2 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #72 | White Citadel burger | 60 |
| #230 | White Citadel fries | 7 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #999 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #596 | bilge wine | 7 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #571 | booty chest charrrm | 4 |
| #248 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 5 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #374 | buoybottoms | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #252 | chewing gum on a string | 62 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #594 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 3 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3266 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #779 | fancy bath salts | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #507 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #462 | fish-liver oil | 7 |
| #636 | flaming feather | 5 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #727 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #758 | gob of wet hair | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #363 | grog | 3 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #325 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #101 | herb brownies | 405 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #262 | kiwi | 6 |
| #758 | lime | 3 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #1206 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #262 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1159 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 9 |
| #1289 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 10 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #233 | raspberry | 3 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #272 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #927 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #555 | silver tongue charrrm | 4 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #936 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #760 | strawberry | 3 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5191 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4059 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4567 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #516 | tarrrnish charrrm | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #790 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 4 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2245 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4794 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2260 | toast | 57 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1730 | useless powder | 3 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #501 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 6 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #432 | witty rapier | 3 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |