| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #127 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #452 | Chroner | 14 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #278 | Elf Guard MPC | 5 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #82 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 6 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #72 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #449 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4 |
| #444 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #118 | Sweet Sword | 1 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #34 | Work is a Four Letter Sword | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #484 | black sword | 3 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #212 | burst hellseal brain | 34 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #22 | dolphin whistle | 83 |
| #233 | donated booze | 36 |
| #370 | donated candy | 11 |
| #361 | donated food | 12 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #92 | fish scimitar | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #39 | gummi sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #81 | meteorthopedic shoes | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #876 | old sweatpants | 58 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #397 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #233 | shredded hellseal hide | 24 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #42 | steel sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #13 | tiny prop sword | 1 |
| #190 | torn hellseal sinew | 34 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #52 | velcro broadsword | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |