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| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
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| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
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| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
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| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
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| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
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| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
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| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
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| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
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| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
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| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #367 | ring of adornment | 1 |
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| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
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| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
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| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
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| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3156 | toast | 1 |
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| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
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| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |