| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #138 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #72 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #105 | Redeye™ Eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #39 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #334 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #55 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #475 | crystalline cheer | 7 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #298 | donated booze | 22 |
| #363 | donated candy | 12 |
| #248 | donated food | 31 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #442 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1037 | old sweatpants | 39 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #90 | red badge | 1 |
| #131 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #144 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #183 | red button | 1 |
| #101 | red coat | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #90 | red eye | 1 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #20 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #118 | red letter | 1 |
| #72 | red mana | 1 |
| #94 | red masque | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | red potion | 1 |
| #164 | red red wine | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #115 | red shirt | 1 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #85 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #143 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #105 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #81 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #90 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |