| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1371 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1653 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1204 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #492 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #2324 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #140 | Red Army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #80 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #107 | Redeyeâ„¢ Eyedrops | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #41 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #124 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3679 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #7459 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2376 | brick | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #343 | bunny liver | 18 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #54 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 2 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #362 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #488 | crystalline cheer | 7 |
| #182 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #308 | donated booze | 22 |
| #378 | donated candy | 12 |
| #255 | donated food | 31 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #2298 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #492 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #452 | ghost of a necklace | 3 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #3243 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #803 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #2265 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1046 | old sweatpants | 39 |
| #336 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #389 | red ale | 1 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #92 | red badge | 1 |
| #134 | red blood cells | 1 |
| #145 | red book | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #190 | red button | 1 |
| #103 | red coat | 1 |
| #225 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #92 | red eye | 1 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #993 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #21 | red lava globs | 1 |
| #119 | red letter | 1 |
| #75 | red mana | 1 |
| #95 | red masque | 1 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #661 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | red potion | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #117 | red shirt | 1 |
| #92 | red shoe | 1 |
| #90 | red silk skirt | 1 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #144 | red velvet cake | 1 |
| #210 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #110 | red-hot boilermaker | 1 |
| #82 | red-hot jawbreaker | 1 |
| #38 | red-hot knucklebone | 1 |
| #93 | red-hot poker | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #667 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2385 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |