| #515 | Amulet of Yendor | 39 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1513 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1557 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #673 | bag of airline peanuts | 42 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #419 | brick | 94 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #739 | clown hammer | 33 |
| #475 | defective skull | 46 |
| #82 | delectable catalyst | 10 |
| #206 | delicious salad | 246 |
| #655 | duct tape | 44 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #2346 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #370 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 108 |
| #627 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 43 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #737 | fake fake vomit | 39 |
| #450 | filthy lucre | 86 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #441 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #698 | jazz soap | 39 |
| #639 | joybuzzer | 45 |
| #485 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 13 |
| #309 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 93 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #554 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 45 |
| #836 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 30 |
| #426 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 16 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #525 | radium-flavored potato chips | 69 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #866 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #637 | rubber emo roe | 49 |
| #74 | shingle | 134 |
| #26 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 20 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #39 | spooky wad | 263 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1718 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #637 | stuffed angry cow | 70 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2415 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2597 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2672 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3241 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2363 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #3048 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2468 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #539 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 11 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #761 | whoopie cushion | 39 |
| #664 | wind-up chattering teeth | 45 |
| #430 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 84 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #103 | worthless gewgaw | 133 |
| #81 | worthless knick-knack | 239 |
| #442 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #506 | x-ray specs | 39 |
| #741 | yellow snowcone | 43 |