| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #382 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 6 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #135 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #238 | can of spinach | 9 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #622 | club necklace | 11 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #431 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #280 | evil googly eye | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #541 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2480 | grue egg | 8 |
| #1228 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1311 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #182 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #784 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #888 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #2055 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #731 | sawblade fragment | 58 |
| #956 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #411 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #905 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #633 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #374 | spooky stuffing | 15 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #1782 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #2731 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #1578 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1673 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2018 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1516 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1574 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1294 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1399 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #2144 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1794 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1556 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1856 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #1498 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1359 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1445 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1174 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #211 | witch hat | 4 |
| #596 | wool hat | 1 |