| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #271 | LED block | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 6 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #132 | beholed bedsheet | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #203 | bottle of antifreeze | 5 |
| #238 | can of spinach | 9 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #623 | club necklace | 11 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #433 | disembodied brain | 6 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #280 | evil googly eye | 15 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #1227 | heart necklace | 6 |
| #1303 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #1002 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #180 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #785 | killing feather | 49 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #764 | nanofiber cloth | 5 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #508 | oversized fish scaler | 9 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #655 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #940 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #889 | rogue swarmer | 56 |
| #2050 | roll of toilet paper | 3 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #731 | sawblade fragment | 58 |
| #955 | scroll of pasta summoning | 6 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #902 | spade necklace | 8 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #634 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #374 | spooky stuffing | 15 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #1777 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 28 |
| #2721 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #1572 | stuffed angry cow | 32 |
| #1672 | stuffed astral badger | 31 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1512 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1568 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1290 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 40 |
| #1397 | stuffed hand turkey | 37 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1791 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1550 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 33 |
| #1851 | stuffed snowy owl | 27 |
| #1496 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1355 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1441 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 36 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1175 | toy hoverpad | 5 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #804 | unstable laser battery | 51 |
| #267 | vibrating cyborg knife | 14 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #210 | witch hat | 4 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |