| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 2 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #303 | Elf Guard MPC | 2 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #576 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #950 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #47 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #169 | cinnamon machine oil | 4 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #272 | donated booze | 26 |
| #386 | donated candy | 10 |
| #313 | donated food | 19 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #150 | freightcake | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #88 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #523 | old sweatpants | 127 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |