The Knight of Apathy

RankItemQuantity
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#220Chori Zo trading card1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#209Inndya trading card1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#232Morbidda trading card1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#211Serenity trading card1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#574Tiki lighter1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#228Woldo trading card1
#769aspirin1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#980borg sock monkey1
#437bow1
#1627buckyball1
#212can of fake snow2
#4784candy cane1
#3274club necklace1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#593cyborg doll2
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#262deck of tropical cards2
#3285diamond necklace1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#2058eggnog3
#2520fancy chocolate1
#469flashing novelty button3
#3426fruitcake1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2776golden ring1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
#1005green glowstick1
#1225gyroscope1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#2542killing feather1
#2060kite1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#124leaf1
#1086marionette1
#575marionette collective1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1352oyster basket2
#2716pet rock1
#929pink glowstick2
#1614prehistoric spear1
#42raffle prize box11
#1303rag doll1
#42really nice lump of coal2
#1103roboduck-on-a-string1
#1965robotronic egg1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#210set of jacks1
#208skull-shaped Crimboween cookie7
#1348sock monkey1
#3320spade necklace1
#1029stick1
#5208stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#4262stuffed angry cow9
#6396stuffed astral badger4
#5285stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#4485stuffed cocoabo8
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#4307stuffed flaming gravy fairy9
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#2981stuffed gray blob1
#4903stuffed hand turkey7
#4947stuffed mind flayer7
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#4602stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#3457stuffed snowy owl12
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#6285stuffed stinky gravy fairy4
#4591stuffed undead elbow macaroni8
#13stuffed yeti28
#2033teddy bear1
#1963teddy borg1
🥇time sleigh1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#2083toothsome rock2
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#899toy deathbot1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2127toy mercenary1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#478tree skirt1
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1538wheel1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 268 items total!

what items are this player missing?