| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #39 | C.H.U.M. knife | 17 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #368 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #226 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 7 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #229 | Elf Guard MPC | 31 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #118 | Freddy Kruegerand | 75 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #531 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #54 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 50 |
| #161 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #441 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #259 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #132 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #388 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 4 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #60 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 325 |
| #69 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 211 |
| #58 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 316 |
| #60 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 302 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #32 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 11 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #47 | concentrated garbage juice | 13 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #36 | deadly lampshade | 15 |
| #72 | death blossom | 7 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #152 | donated booze | 84 |
| #153 | donated candy | 87 |
| #162 | donated food | 80 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #112 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #58 | filth-encrusted futon | 10 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #46 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #64 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #239 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #114 | old sweatpants | 635 |
| #82 | orange peel hat | 6 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #91 | scented massage oil | 21 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #67 | shrinking powder | 8 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #216 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #57 | stained mattress | 12 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #55 | stuffed cocoabo | 466 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #65 | tasty tart | 23 |
| #6 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 56 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |