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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #39 | C.H.U.M. knife | 17 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #369 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 17 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #229 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 7 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #258 | Elf Guard MPC | 31 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #119 | Freddy Kruegerand | 75 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #528 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #34 | Grey Guanon | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #110 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #54 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 50 |
| #162 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #443 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #387 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 4 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #60 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 325 |
| #69 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 211 |
| #58 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 316 |
| #60 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 302 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #162 | black eyedrops | 5 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #419 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #32 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 11 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #578 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #47 | concentrated garbage juice | 13 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #567 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #36 | deadly lampshade | 15 |
| #74 | death blossom | 7 |
| #985 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #156 | donated booze | 84 |
| #158 | donated candy | 87 |
| #166 | donated food | 80 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #79 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #231 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #111 | electric crutch | 1 |
| #745 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #226 | eyedrops of the ermine | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #58 | filth-encrusted futon | 10 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #94 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #383 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #46 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #65 | genie's turbane | 2 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5201 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #246 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #698 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #114 | old sweatpants | 635 |
| #82 | orange peel hat | 6 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #255 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #688 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #91 | scented massage oil | 21 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #109 | shock belt | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #67 | shrinking powder | 8 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #216 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #57 | stained mattress | 12 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #52 | stuffed cocoabo | 470 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #65 | tasty tart | 23 |
| #6 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 56 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |