| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #300 | Ent cider | 29 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #714 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 10 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #106 | abominable snowcone | 238 |
| #579 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 10 |
| #737 | astronaut pants | 10 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #140 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #345 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 10 |
| #548 | black snowcone | 4 |
| #393 | blue snowcone | 26 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #864 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 10 |
| #859 | candied yams | 10 |
| #632 | candy stake | 10 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #895 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #337 | disco ball | 123 |
| #222 | disco mask | 232 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1029 | evil teddy bear | 10 |
| #673 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 10 |
| #975 | fancy dress ball | 10 |
| #546 | fire | 10 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #515 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #381 | helmet turtle | 125 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #301 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 10 |
| #365 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #334 | incredibly creepy marionette | 10 |
| #927 | ion grid | 10 |
| #357 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #304 | killer rag doll | 10 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 10 |
| #30 | mariachi pants | 1,592 |
| #629 | orange snowcone | 6 |
| #293 | pasta spoon | 102 |
| #778 | pet rock | 10 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #580 | possessed top | 10 |
| #412 | prehistoric spear | 10 |
| #342 | purple snowcone | 55 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #212 | ravioli hat | 158 |
| #768 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 10 |
| #331 | recursive spline reticulator | 10 |
| #378 | red snowcone | 31 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #416 | [2108]rock | 10 |
| #282 | saucepan | 197 |
| #116 | seal tooth | 264 |
| #439 | seal-clubbing club | 73 |
| #386 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 10 |
| #135 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #546 | spooky eggnog | 10 |
| #847 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #676 | spooky wooden block | 10 |
| #280 | stick | 10 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #394 | stolen accordion | 104 |
| #849 | stringy sinew | 10 |
| #677 | stuffed alien blob | 10 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 10 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 9 |
| #102 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 10 |
| #109 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 10 |
| #93 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 10 |
| #844 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #131 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 10 |
| #400 | tooth | 10 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #817 | toy crazy train | 10 |
| #725 | toy jet pack | 10 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #812 | toy ray gun | 10 |
| #760 | toy space helmet | 10 |
| #1607 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #305 | turtle totem | 151 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #386 | wheel | 10 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey sour | 2 |
| #715 | yellow snowcone | 45 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |