| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #851 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 14 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #198 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1089 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1460 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #3701 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #1304 | brick | 17 |
| #424 | bubblin' crude | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #196 | chocolate bath ball | 5 |
| #591 | cymbal syrup | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #805 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2197 | grue egg | 10 |
| #2397 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #300 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #724 | jazz soap | 37 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #910 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #1210 | obsidian dagger | 13 |
| #1160 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #393 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #53 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | spectre scepter | 23 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #873 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |