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| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #473 | Bonerdagon necklace | 25 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #624 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #1742 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #554 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1656 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #214 | Wand of Nagamar | 28 |
| #82 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,190 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #44 | baconstone bracelet | 19 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #1747 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #619 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #1913 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 10 |
| #833 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #2411 | box of sunshine | 46 |
| #1472 | brick | 12 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #716 | candy stake | 9 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1479 | defective skull | 1 |
| #327 | dehydrated caviar | 11 |
| #50 | dope wheels | 31 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #922 | grue egg | 29 |
| #101 | hamethyst necklace | 6 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #67 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #516 | lead necklace | 14 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #96 | meat engine | 31 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #72 | plot hole | 4,377 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1160 | roll of toilet paper | 31 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #706 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #30 | spoon! | 8 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1007 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #109 | stuffed angry cow | 259 |
| #7773 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #665 | towel | 12 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #936 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1455 | x-ray specs | 1 |