| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #474 | Bonerdagon necklace | 25 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #624 | Boss Bat britches | 24 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #552 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #214 | Wand of Nagamar | 28 |
| #82 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3,190 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #44 | baconstone bracelet | 19 |
| #93 | baconstone pendant | 4 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #215 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 10 |
| #829 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #2411 | box of sunshine | 46 |
| #1471 | brick | 12 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #714 | candy stake | 9 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #327 | dehydrated caviar | 11 |
| #50 | dope wheels | 31 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #846 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #1417 | fancy dress ball | 5 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #918 | grue egg | 29 |
| #101 | hamethyst necklace | 6 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #66 | hippopotamus skin | 100 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #514 | lead necklace | 14 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #96 | meat engine | 31 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #72 | plot hole | 4,377 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1159 | roll of toilet paper | 31 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #705 | spooky eggnog | 8 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #29 | spoon! | 8 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #108 | stuffed angry cow | 259 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #664 | towel | 12 |
| #1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #935 | twinkly wad | 5 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |