| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #163 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2293 | golden ring | 24 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #502 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 6 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #2759 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2223 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #2232 | sawblade fragment | 16 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #332 | squirming egg sac | 35 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2330 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #466 | volcanic ash | 4 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |