| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #171 | asbestos stick | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2292 | golden ring | 24 |
| #781 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #501 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 6 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #2757 | laser-broiled pear | 5 |
| #126 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #2222 | rogue swarmer | 20 |
| #2232 | sawblade fragment | 16 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #333 | squirming egg sac | 35 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2329 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #466 | volcanic ash | 4 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |