| 🥉 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 35 |
| #33 | Amulet of Yendor | 571 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #104 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 22 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #61 | Bulky Buddy Box | 49 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | Cerebral Cloche | 5 |
| #65 | Cerebral Crossbow | 5 |
| #32 | Cerebral Culottes | 5 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #101 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 3 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #222 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 263 |
| #6 | Mae West with a fly in it | 52 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #73 | Mylar balloon | 5 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #22 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 32 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #9 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 7 |
| #12 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 6 |
| #11 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #76 | Venus flytrap | 5 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #222 | astronaut pants | 40 |
| #28 | bag of airline peanuts | 633 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #71 | begpwnia | 150 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #193 | black candy heart | 65 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #156 | black velvet box | 3 |
| #216 | black-and-blue light | 280 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #266 | blue plasma ball | 222 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #65 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 22 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #58 | brick | 597 |
| #28 | brick of sand | 68 |
| #9 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 62 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #209 | cheap studded belt | 277 |
| #33 | chocolate box | 3 |
| #76 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 22 |
| #263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #49 | clown hammer | 406 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #14 | cryptic puzzle box | 3 |
| #188 | cymbal syrup | 68 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #31 | defective skull | 531 |
| 🥇 | disintegrating sheet music | 49,767 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #824 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #34 | encoder ring | 409 |
| #147 | evil teddy bear | 107 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #65 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 356 |
| #43 | fake fake vomit | 558 |
| #675 | fake hand | 37 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #60 | fetid feather | 213 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #601 | fire | 9 |
| #60 | flaming feather | 234 |
| #209 | flavored foot massage oil | 269 |
| #82 | flirtatious feather | 108 |
| #208 | foam dart | 268 |
| #92 | frightful feather | 138 |
| #54 | frozen feather | 224 |
| #32 | funky dried mushroom | 472 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #46 | gilded lily | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #68 | half-orchid | 153 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #776 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #39 | jazz soap | 485 |
| #24 | joybuzzer | 649 |
| #35 | killing feather | 364 |
| #92 | lesser grodulated violet | 152 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #401 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 75 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #4 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 52 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #45 | miniature coffin | 3 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #187 | mood ring | 68 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥈 | outrageous sombrero | 54 |
| #53 | pack of KWE trading card | 43 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #14 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 52 |
| #425 | personal massager | 32 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #260 | personalized coffee mug | 276 |
| #32 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 549 |
| #6 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1,840 |
| #77 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 10 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #9 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 52 |
| #71 | raffle prize box | 6 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #33 | roboduck-on-a-string | 35 |
| #5 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 53 |
| #4 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1,240 |
| #4 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1,214 |
| #4 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1,502 |
| #7 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 618 |
| #25 | rubber emo roe | 808 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #12 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 60 |
| #14 | solid asbestos box | 3 |
| #12 | solid chrome box | 3 |
| #11 | solid linoleum box | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #213 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 265 |
| #59 | stuffed Hodgman | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| 🥇 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13,051 |
| #362 | stuffed can of asparagus | 12 |
| #290 | stuffed dodecapede | 14 |
| #383 | stuffed doppelshifter | 38 |
| #10 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4,138 |
| 🥈 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11,970 |
| #77 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 36 |
| #118 | stuffed ninja snowman | 74 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| 🥉 | stuffed scary death orb | 6,899 |
| #6 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6,691 |
| 🥈 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10,683 |
| #99 | stuffed stab bat | 3 |
| 🥈 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7,542 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #12 | stuffed yo-yo | 190 |
| #91 | stuffed zmobie | 23 |
| #4 | tangarita with a fly in it | 52 |
| #80 | teddy borg | 108 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| #59 | three-tiered wedding cake | 13 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #87 | tin magnolia | 159 |
| 🥈 | tin star | 57 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 9 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 9 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #34 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 21 |
| #42 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 18 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #60 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 13 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #203 | toy jet pack | 40 |
| #22 | toy maglev monorail | 36 |
| #261 | toy ray gun | 40 |
| #231 | toy space helmet | 40 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #85 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #89 | upsy daisy | 156 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #537 | white balloon | 3 |
| #26 | whoopie cushion | 686 |
| #34 | wind-up chattering teeth | 545 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #37 | x-ray specs | 474 |
| #27 | yellow snowcone | 787 |