| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #371 | Knoll mushroom | 26 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #288 | cool mushroom | 9 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1643 | disco ball | 2 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #847 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #604 | flaming mushroom | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #191 | frozen mushroom | 13 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #193 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 18 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #14 | oily golden mushroom | 24 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1386 | pasta spoon | 2 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #477 | pitchfork | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom | 12 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #548 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #356 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #529 | [2108]rock | 8 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #983 | spooky mushroom | 23 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #69 | squeaky staff | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #193 | stinky mushroom | 13 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #44 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #247 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #16 | warm mushroom | 132 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #88 | wiffle-flail | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |