| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #450 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 11 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1075 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #684 | CRIMBCO scrip | 195 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1091 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1272 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #609 | Feynman gate | 15 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1826 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 10 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1149 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #551 | capacitor relay | 19 |
| #456 | carbon nanotube frame | 25 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #790 | elven cellocello | 24 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #910 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #2517 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1255 | herringcello | 15 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #683 | ion grid | 16 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2362 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #519 | logic synthesizer | 19 |
| #598 | lucky rabbit's foot | 11 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #507 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #845 | nanite-infested eggnog | 6 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #601 | nanofiber cloth | 8 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #887 | penguin focaccia bread | 21 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #572 | petrified wood | 13 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1796 | sawblade fragment | 30 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2130 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #808 | spooky bark | 5 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1020 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #805 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #662 | spooky sap | 11 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1192 | stringy sinew | 6 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1539 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #2329 | unstable laser battery | 18 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2317 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #590 | wolfman mask | 10 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |