| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #535 | BGE shotglass | 15 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #319 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 7 |
| #403 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #166 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 66 |
| #496 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #609 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #186 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #10 | Crimbo Credit | 1,495 |
| #64 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 11 |
| #1296 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #168 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 66 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #6 | FunFunds™ | 12,472 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #58 | Hell ramen | 190 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #214 | Imp Ale | 1,068 |
| #163 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 71 |
| #14 | Knob stroganoff | 81 |
| #67 | Knob stuffed shells | 50 |
| #174 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 62 |
| #226 | Microplushie: Bropane | 61 |
| #246 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
| #189 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 31 |
| #187 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 15 |
| #229 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 44 |
| #181 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 82 |
| #255 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #208 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 34 |
| #259 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 59 |
| #187 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 49 |
| #213 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 56 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #79 | NPZR chemistry set | 88 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #1001 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1201 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #764 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #30 | bätzle | 115 |
| #1206 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #478 | baggie of powdered sugar | 34 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #962 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1024 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #499 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #316 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #858 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #1836 | box of sunshine | 81 |
| #1179 | brine | 4 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #147 | bunch of bananas | 38 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #113 | carob chunk noodles | 20 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #126 | chocolate cigar | 14 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #816 | cloudy potion | 3 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #111 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #876 | dark potion | 2 |
| #291 | delicious noodles | 6 |
| #93 | delicious spicy noodles | 5 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #392 | dire fudgesicle | 2 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #107 | evil teddy bear | 136 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #104 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 34 |
| #1832 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #193 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #793 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #73 | flaming crutch | 201 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1432 | ghost cucumber | 9 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #192 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #65 | green glowstick | 14 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #239 | hot wing | 366 |
| #140 | hovering sombrero | 3 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #51 | jar of swamp gas | 1,777 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #46 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #47 | menudo ravioli | 30 |
| #840 | milky potion | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #150 | oil of expertise | 3 |
| #185 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #141 | oil of stability | 4 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #74 | orange candygram | 13 |
| #647 | orange snowcone | 5 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #91 | pet rock | 77 |
| #315 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #91 | pink candygram | 9 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #200 | potato sprout | 10 |
| #235 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1052 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #658 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #241 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #29 | ratini | 105 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | red snowcone | 5 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #225 | serum of sarcasm | 7 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #285 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #185 | spectral pickle | 101 |
| #87 | spicy noodles | 5 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #148 | stuffed ninja snowman | 50 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #776 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #414 | teddy borg | 24 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny house | 30 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3349 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #274 | tomato juice of powerful power | 5 |
| #79 | toothsome rock | 105 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1380 | vinegar | 5 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #75 | yellow candygram | 28 |