| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #535 | BGE shotglass | 15 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Banfoy's Boutique Order Form | 1 |
| #319 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 7 |
| #401 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #166 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 66 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #608 | CRIMBCO mug | 18 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #188 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 2 |
| #10 | Crimbo Credit | 1,495 |
| #64 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 11 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #168 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 66 |
| #252 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #5 | FunFunds™ | 12,472 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #58 | Hell ramen | 190 |
| #6 | How to Hold a Grudge | 1 |
| #211 | Imp Ale | 1,068 |
| #164 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 71 |
| #14 | Knob stroganoff | 81 |
| #67 | Knob stuffed shells | 50 |
| #174 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 62 |
| #225 | Microplushie: Bropane | 61 |
| #243 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 16 |
| #186 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 31 |
| #184 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 15 |
| #226 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 44 |
| #180 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 82 |
| #251 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 5 |
| #207 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 34 |
| #257 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 59 |
| #183 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 49 |
| #211 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 56 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #79 | NPZR chemistry set | 88 |
| #5 | Otorian Battle Scar | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1187 | Valentine | 10 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #30 | bätzle | 115 |
| #1205 | baby killer bee | 4 |
| #478 | baggie of powdered sugar | 34 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #499 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #604 | blue snowcone | 5 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #1834 | box of sunshine | 81 |
| #1180 | brine | 4 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #147 | bunch of bananas | 38 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #112 | carob chunk noodles | 20 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #126 | chocolate cigar | 14 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #816 | cloudy potion | 3 |
| #199 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #110 | creepy voodoo doll | 1 |
| #876 | dark potion | 2 |
| #291 | delicious noodles | 6 |
| #93 | delicious spicy noodles | 5 |
| #117 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #392 | dire fudgesicle | 2 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #108 | evil teddy bear | 136 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #104 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 34 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #194 | fertilized ghuol egg | 2 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #793 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #73 | flaming crutch | 201 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1432 | ghost cucumber | 9 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #192 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #65 | green glowstick | 14 |
| #604 | green snowcone | 5 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #239 | hot wing | 366 |
| #139 | hovering sombrero | 3 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #273 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #51 | jar of swamp gas | 1,777 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #46 | menudo ravioli | 30 |
| #839 | milky potion | 2 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #763 | murky potion | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #150 | oil of expertise | 3 |
| #184 | oil of slipperiness | 2 |
| #138 | oil of stability | 4 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #74 | orange candygram | 13 |
| #646 | orange snowcone | 5 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #91 | pet rock | 77 |
| #314 | philter of phorce | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #91 | pink candygram | 9 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #198 | potato sprout | 10 |
| #234 | potion of potency | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1052 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #28 | ratini | 105 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #611 | red snowcone | 5 |
| #25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #225 | serum of sarcasm | 7 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #700 | smoky potion | 5 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #284 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #185 | spectral pickle | 101 |
| #87 | spicy noodles | 5 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #147 | stuffed ninja snowman | 50 |
| #1137 | stuffing | 7 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #776 | swirly potion | 3 |
| #415 | teddy borg | 24 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny house | 30 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #275 | tomato juice of powerful power | 5 |
| #79 | toothsome rock | 105 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1381 | vinegar | 5 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1048 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #75 | yellow candygram | 28 |