| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #570 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #6 | BRICKO airship | 7 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #26 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 39 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #481 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #12 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 55 |
| #844 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 17 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #13 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 57 |
| #177 | Valentine | 201 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #123 | bottle of goofballs | 174 |
| #1528 | box of sunshine | 114 |
| #152 | clay peace-sign bead | 47 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #106 | drab sonata | 74 |
| #266 | easter egg balloon | 72 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #156 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #72 | heart of the volcano | 69 |
| #17 | heavy leather-bound tome | 16 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #1715 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #912 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1713 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #409 | radium-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #155 | sack lunch | 103 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #119 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #120 | stainless steel shillelagh | 18 |
| #73 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #67 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #19 | stainless steel suspenders | 53 |
| #14 | stray chihuahua | 57 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3762 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5808 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4591 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #842 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #47 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 11 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #31 | unstable quark | 54 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #867 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1748 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |