| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #6 | BRICKO airship | 7 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #25 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 39 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #12 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 55 |
| #843 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 17 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #13 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 57 |
| #177 | Valentine | 201 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #122 | bottle of goofballs | 174 |
| #1525 | box of sunshine | 114 |
| #150 | clay peace-sign bead | 47 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #106 | drab sonata | 74 |
| #267 | easter egg balloon | 72 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #72 | heart of the volcano | 69 |
| #17 | heavy leather-bound tome | 16 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #1718 | joybuzzer | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #409 | radium-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #154 | sack lunch | 103 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #120 | stainless steel scarf | 18 |
| #121 | stainless steel shillelagh | 18 |
| #72 | stainless steel skullcap | 18 |
| #107 | stainless steel slacks | 17 |
| #65 | stainless steel solitaire | 18 |
| #19 | stainless steel suspenders | 53 |
| #14 | stray chihuahua | 57 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #843 | support cummerbund | 5 |
| #47 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 11 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #32 | unstable quark | 54 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |