| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1506 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #85 | Can-Can skirt | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #408 | can of Binarrrca | 23 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #1186 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 6 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #270 | cyborg doll | 7 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #406 | disassembled clover | 160 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1458 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #782 | monomolecular yo-yo | 47 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1075 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #189 | roboduck-on-a-string | 8 |
| #146 | robotronic egg | 174 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #674 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #800 | sawblade fragment | 55 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #841 | sparkler | 4 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #104 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 280 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #713 | towel | 11 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #418 | toy maglev monorail | 3 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1040 | toy space helmet | 6 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #1541 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #715 | unstable laser battery | 54 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #310 | worthless gewgaw | 16 |
| #374 | worthless knick-knack | 16 |
| #277 | worthless trinket | 16 |