| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1223 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #394 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1501 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #224 | Spam Witch sammich | 208 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #705 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| #621 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #610 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #631 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #127 | capacitor relay | 103 |
| #137 | carbon nanotube frame | 103 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #885 | fancy dress ball | 11 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2717 | golden ring | 3 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #249 | iGoogly | 103 |
| #149 | ion grid | 103 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #183 | killing feather | 103 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #2880 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1416 | logic synthesizer | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #537 | monomolecular yo-yo | 103 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #92 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 103 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #2624 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #198 | sawblade fragment | 103 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #412 | stuffed gray blob | 103 |
| #7 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1,815 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #142 | synthetic stuffing | 103 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #122 | theoretical string | 206 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #216 | toy hoverpad | 103 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #836 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #357 | tree-eating kite | 103 |
| #2740 | unstable laser battery | 3 |
| #678 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #2066 | vibrating cyborg knife | 3 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |