| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #613 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #550 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
| #915 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #93 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 42 |
| 🥇 | Hat O' Nine Tails | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #752 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #830 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 3 |
| #865 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #819 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #834 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #953 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #813 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #700 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1801 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #798 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3109 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #699 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #242 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #1163 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #258 | flamin' bindle | 3 |
| #694 | flavored foot massage oil | 9 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #805 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #348 | green clay bead | 26 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| #41 | huge pumpkin | 11 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #922 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #364 | molten brick | 8 |
| #177 | mugcake | 42 |
| #1071 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #239 | party hat | 11 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #836 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #337 | pink clay bead | 41 |
| #388 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #369 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #374 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 2 |
| #383 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 2 |
| #401 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 2 |
| #391 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 2 |
| #404 | pog #08 (hellion) | 2 |
| #401 | pog #09 (pirate) | 2 |
| #404 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #86 | pumpkin | 21 |
| #279 | purple clay bead | 12 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #446 | red-and-green sweater | 4 |
| #697 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 3 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #76 | slime convention coupons | 3 |
| #77 | slime convention flyers | 3 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #84 | slime convention t-shirt | 3 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #633 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #1007 | spooky length of string | 9 |
| #87 | spooky toy wheel | 63 |
| #423 | spooky wooden block | 17 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #684 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 7 |
| #2392 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #2654 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #754 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2890 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2484 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2315 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2391 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #2416 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1843 | towel | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #387 | white class ring | 17 |
| #1378 | yellow candy heart | 1 |