bingow

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#824Baron von Ratsworth's tophat2
#1368Bonerdagon necklace5
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#1792Boss Bat britches4
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1364Codpiece of the Goblin King4
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1042Crimbo Candy Cookbook3
#858Disco 'Fro Pick4
#1652Drowsy Sword5
#42El Vibrato energy spear1
#45El Vibrato helmet1
#31El Vibrato leg guards1
#27El Vibrato translator1
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#84Frosty's arm1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#850Jack-in-the-box4
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#2513Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#186Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#193Oscus's pelt1
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#446Red Rover BB gun6
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#203Wand of Oscus1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#61Zombo's shield2
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#109adhesive tape dolly1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#135arse-a'fire elixir1
#2064astronaut pants1
#3415badass belt12
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#954bejeweled cufflinks1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#667black shield1
#727black sword1
#472blue glowstick3
🥈blue ribbon1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#3173box of sunshine25
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#938bunch of bananas1
#545can of fake snow1
#140caustic slime nodule2
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#120cosmic lemonade1
#35cursed breeches1
#64cursed cutlass1
#42cursed eyepatch1
#1025daisy1
#1595diamond necklace4
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#80duct tape buckler1
#127duct tape dockers1
#92duct tape fedora1
#108duct tape shirt1
#232duct tape sword1
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#2069easter egg balloon10
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#534fancy opera glasses6
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#2296fuzzy dice3
#572garish pinky ring6
#984giant designer sunglasses1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#3472grue egg4
#3460handful of confetti5
#1070heart necklace7
#1679heart of the volcano1
#59helm of the white knight1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#434long-stemmed rose2
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#2029obsidian dagger5
#126orange glowstick13
#189palm-frond capris1
#238palm-frond cloak1
#213palm-frond whip1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#476peanut brittle shield4
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#929pink glowstick2
#256pink plastic baby2
#71pixel orb1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#164powdered toad horn1
#576purple glowstick2
#1404really dense meat stack2
#446red-and-green sweater4
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#783rubber WWBD? bracelet10
#764rubber WWJD? bracelet10
#862rubber WWSPD? bracelet9
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#270space jam1
#1623spade necklace4
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#302spark plug earring3
#2568spectre scepter5
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#1607stuffed Baron von Ratsworth20
#1055stuffed Cheshire bitten45
#948stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech50
#1911stuffed Meat14
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1119stuffed angry cow45
#1033stuffed astral badger49
#1225stuffed baby gravy fairy42
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#961stuffed cocoabo49
#1169stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#980stuffed flaming gravy fairy51
#939stuffed frozen gravy fairy52
#1447stuffed hand turkey36
#1215stuffed key31
#1681stuffed martini2
#1121stuffed mind flayer46
#1573stuffed mink21
#1503stuffed monocle24
#1260stuffed scary death orb41
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1435stuffed sleazy gravy fairy36
#1428stuffed snowy owl35
#1041stuffed spooky gravy fairy49
#1239stuffed stinky gravy fairy40
#1801stuffed teddy butler16
#1374stuffed tin of caviar28
#1226stuffed treasure chest31
#961stuffed undead elbow macaroni52
#104stuffed yo-yo9
#777stuffed zmobie1
#964swashbuckling pants1
🥇time sleigh1
#174tin star1
#266toe jam1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2475toy ray gun1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#269traffic jam1
#478tree skirt1
#52trousers of the white knight1
#671twinkly wad40
#91willowy bonnet1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1
#439yellow glowstick3

Wow, that's 1,354 items total!

what items are this player missing?