| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1457 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #889 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #904 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #141 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 2 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #148 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 2 |
| #307 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 2 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #85 | baconstone earring | 2 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #433 | bronze breastplate | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #752 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #537 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #492 | fancy seashell necklace | 2 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #106 | filigreed hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #496 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #88 | hamethyst earring | 2 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #850 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #87 | ratskin belt | 1 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1556 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #439 | roboduck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #627 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |