Protolinx

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#3365-Alarm Saucepan1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1277Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#382Baron von Ratsworth's tophat6
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#748Blackfly Chardonnay1
#764Bonerdagon necklace14
#900Boss Bat britches15
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#85Can-Can skirt1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1210Codpiece of the Goblin King5
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#1744Crown of the Goblin King11
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#454Disco Banjo1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#1688Feynman gate1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#607Gaia beads1
#397Genalen™ Bottle2
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#594Gnollish pie server1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#1867Imp Ale1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#601Knob mushroom4
#394Knoll mushroom24
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1560MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech2
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#403Meat detector1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#612PADL Phone1
#292Pasta Spoon of Peril1
#942Ram's Face Lager1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#471Sinful Desires1
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#39Staff of the Greasefire2
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#852Wand of Nagamar3
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#91albatross necklace1
#671ancient protein powder1
#533ancient spice1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#1192astral mushroom1
#1619astronaut pants2
#1972badass belt27
#197bartender-in-the-box1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#967beer bomb1
#572beer bong1
#673beer helmet1
#117beer-a-pult1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#347big bad voodoo mask1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#727black sword1
#1035bloody beer1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#173bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#213bone collar1
#378bottle of Definit1
#413bottle of Domesticated Turkey1
#400bottle of Lieutenant Freeman1
#1329bottle of gin1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#1584bottle of rum1
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#1367bottle of tequila1
#1260bottle of vodka1
#1505bottle of whiskey1
#318bottled inspiration1
#363boxed champagne1
#1334boxed wine1
#318brass stinger1
#541bronzed locust1
#273bubbly potion52
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#554can of Swiller1
#956can of spinach1
#164can of starch1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#1326candy stake5
#587canopic jar1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#635carbonated water lily1
#495carob chunk noodles2
#166chef-in-the-box2
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#337cloudy potion35
#777cold ninja mask1
#651communications windchimes1
#291cool mushroom9
#522corn holder1
#850cornuthaum1
#369dark potion31
#618deck of tropical cards1
#618depantsing bomb1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#597didgeridooka1
#881disassembled clover22
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#677displaced fish1
#587distressed denim pants1
#1730duct tape5
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#4232easter egg balloon2
#365effervescent potion32
#337eggbeater1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#541energy drink IV1
#191evil teddy bear sewing kit1
#406exploding hacky-sack1
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#291false eyelashes1
#124fancy ball mask1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#656ferret bait1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#1115filthy lucre20
#602filthy pestle1
#529fire poi1
#302fizzy potion46
#886flaming mushroom1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#384flowing hippy skirt1
#861flute of flat champagne1
#827frozen mushroom1
#541furniture dolly1
#427furry pants1
#662gas balloon1
#614gauze garter1
#183gauze shorts1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#564giant foam finger1
#1070gingerbread horror6
#1495gloomy black mushroom1
#365gloomy mushroom wine1
#1158green candy heart1
#81green pixie spog1
#3716handful of confetti4
#498handful of hand chalk41
#647happiness1
#2507heart necklace2
#385henna face paint1
#1110high-resistance ultrapolymer plating1
#550hippy medical kit1
#578hippy protest button1
#358hot pink lipstick1
#606huge spoon1
#729hypodermic needle1
#275icy mushroom wine1
#426icy-hot katana1
#312jack flapper1
#506keg shield1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#1166lavender candy heart1
#1295lead necklace1
#328limburger biker boots1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#725lucky rabbit's foot9
#387magnifying glass1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#180massive sitar1
#335meatcar model1
#332milky potion34
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#303miniature carton of clove cigarettes1
#588molotov cocktail cocktail1
#364moonglasses1
#218mummy mask1
#348murky potion32
#1565mushroom fermenting solution1
#858ninja hot pants1
#2029obsidian dagger5
#1228orange candy heart1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#956pack of KWE trading card3
#451palm frond8
#189palm-frond capris1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1153pink candy heart1
#594pink pony1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#450pointed stick1
#444pointy mushroom4
#1184pool cue1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#485pygmy blowgun1
#1404really dense meat stack2
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#515redrum1
#406rhesus monkey1
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#1431[2108]rock1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#745sake bomb1
#1031sawblade shield1
#589screwdriver1
#412shock collar1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#321smoky potion43
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#803snowboarder pants1
#2032solid gold bowling ball3
#3320spade necklace1
#2568spectre scepter5
#2624spooky eggnog2
#1856spooky felt1
#795spooky mushroom42
#1600spooky stuffing1
#682spork1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#932stainless steel skullcap4
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#1344stainless steel suspenders2
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#133star spatula1
#821stinky mushroom1
#251stinky mushroom wine1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#6980stuffed angry cow3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7025stuffed frozen gravy fairy3
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#7885stuffed scary death orb2
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#766sucky decal1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#305swirly potion43
#384targeting chip1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#260teqiwila slammer1
🥇time sleigh1
#325tiny Mountie hat1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#1404tooth1
#1357towel3
#1815toy ray gun2
#1722toy space helmet2
#576tube of dread wax1
#158tuning fork1
#2525vampire duck-on-a-string1
#896vorpal blade1
#511war tongs1
#276warm mushroom6
#939water pipe bomb1
#1538wheel1
#649whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#1159white candy heart1
#512wicker shield1
#1245wolf mask1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1377yellow candy heart1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2

Wow, that's 1,076 items total!

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