| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #133 | Cerebral Crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #327 | Feynman gate | 34 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #286 | capacitor relay | 42 |
| #432 | carbon nanotube frame | 27 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #3305 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #113 | fez of etymology | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #261 | [2108]rock | 15 |
| #399 | serpentine sword | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1487 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #485 | spooky felt | 19 |
| #570 | spooky length of string | 18 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #264 | spooky toy wheel | 19 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #614 | stalk of asparagus | 5 |
| #171 | stick | 15 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #763 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #913 | tomato | 5 |
| #348 | tooth | 11 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #215 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |