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| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1113 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1526 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #733 | Crimbuck | 1,167 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #793 | M-242 | 6 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #2280 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #738 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1196 | badass belt | 46 |
| #830 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #606 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 16 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1098 | disturbing fanfic | 24 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #312 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #312 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #777 | penguin skin | 20 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1167 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1366 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #687 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #727 | sparkler | 6 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #433 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6360 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6321 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1920 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1723 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1261 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |