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| #1427 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1455 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1436 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1426 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1529 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #733 | Crimbuck | 1,167 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #793 | M-242 | 6 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #738 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1195 | badass belt | 46 |
| #829 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #606 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 16 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #1098 | disturbing fanfic | 24 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #322 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left scapula | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1303 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #734 | jar of swamp gas | 20 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1373 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #779 | penguin skin | 20 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1168 | pixellated candy heart | 6 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #1079 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #686 | rigid carapace | 7 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #728 | sparkler | 6 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #434 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1922 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 9 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #1260 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |