| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1240 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 8 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1111 | baggie of powdered sugar | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #245 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 5 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #763 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #949 | dusty Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #521 | frozen banquet | 3 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #802 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 15 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tiny ninja sword | 122 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #849 | unstable DNA | 50 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |