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| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
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| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
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| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
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| #330 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #1512 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
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| #291 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
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| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
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| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
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| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
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| #2830 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
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| #1477 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
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| #2461 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1244 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
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| #868 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 9 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
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| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
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| #1431 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
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