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| #199 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 17 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 4 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #112 | Feynman gate | 109 |
| #55 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #6 | Grimacite Bock | 10 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #338 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 25 |
| #89 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #317 | astronaut pants | 29 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #80 | attention spanner | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #5 | best joke ever | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #487 | blue plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1731 | box of sunshine | 91 |
| #1173 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #106 | capacitor relay | 124 |
| #106 | carbon nanotube frame | 130 |
| #494 | carob chunk noodles | 2 |
| #337 | chorizo brownies | 5 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #298 | concentrated magicalness pill | 6 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #293 | evil googly eye | 14 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #489 | fancy dress ball | 26 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #602 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 4 |
| #95 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #134 | ion grid | 115 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #83 | killer rag doll | 25 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #144 | logic synthesizer | 98 |
| #179 | long-stemmed rose | 12 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1122 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #291 | pet rock | 25 |
| #222 | possessed top | 25 |
| #113 | prehistoric spear | 28 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #448 | quantum polarity inducer | 7 |
| #351 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 25 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #228 | red striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #39 | spooky length of string | 269 |
| #201 | spooky stuffing | 34 |
| #137 | spooky toy wheel | 37 |
| #606 | spooky wooden block | 11 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #182 | stick-on-a-string | 22 |
| #256 | stringy sinew | 41 |
| #230 | stuffed alien blob | 25 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1388 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #484 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #190 | toothsome rock | 52 |
| #331 | toy crazy train | 30 |
| #302 | toy jet pack | 25 |
| #294 | toy mercenary | 25 |
| #373 | toy ray gun | 26 |
| #357 | toy space helmet | 25 |
| #952 | tree-eating kite | 25 |
| #457 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 23 |
| #5 | wedge of gray cheese | 9 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #148 | yo | 56 |