| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #899 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1309 | Crimbuck | 325 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #215 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mu | 5 |
| #253 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #320 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #459 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #482 | badass belt | 94 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1024 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #462 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #939 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #467 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #815 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1564 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #119 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #4 | deck of lewd playing cards | 4 |
| #663 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #202 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #686 | jar of swamp gas | 25 |
| 🥈 | loofah lumps | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #166 | pork elf goodies sack | 45 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #103 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #239 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |