| #486 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1310 | Crimbuck | 325 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #214 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mu | 5 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #337 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #457 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #479 | badass belt | 94 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #118 | club of the five seasons | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #4 | deck of lewd playing cards | 4 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #686 | jar of swamp gas | 25 |
| 🥈 | loofah lumps | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #166 | pork elf goodies sack | 45 |
| #869 | portable corkscrew | 7 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |