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| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #407 | goth kid t-shirt | 10 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #327 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #958 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #883 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #388 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #179 | pirate shirt | 11 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #54 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 9 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #640 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #202 | tasket | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |