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| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #416 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 13 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1081 | Valentine | 11 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #836 | evil googly eye | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #408 | goth kid t-shirt | 10 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #329 | harem girl t-shirt | 3 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #1011 | ion grid | 9 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #387 | pink glowstick | 6 |
| #179 | pirate shirt | 11 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #54 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 9 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1020 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #639 | spooky toy wheel | 8 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #203 | tasket | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #175 | tisket | 2 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #64 | white snakeskin duster | 2 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |