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| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #185 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,155 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
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| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
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| #500 | Crimbo pie | 3 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #536 | Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 1 |
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| #211 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 1 |
| #427 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
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| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #283 | Nardz energy beverage | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #216 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| #127 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | blank prescription sheet | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
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| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of melodramamine | 1 |
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| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
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| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
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| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #587 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
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| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
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| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #7 | eye of newt | 10,209 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
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| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
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| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #624 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | left half of a heart necklace | 6 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #805 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #264 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | really thick bandage | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #304 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2677 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #1103 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #979 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #63 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #642 | string of blue beads | 19 |
| #648 | string of green beads | 19 |
| #569 | string of red beads | 20 |
| #2386 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #1677 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 30 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #2247 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1579 | stuffed astral badger | 33 |
| #1454 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1902 | stuffed cocoabo | 26 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #1481 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35 |
| #2219 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #2683 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1462 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #2144 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2069 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2234 | stuffed monocle | 9 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1860 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1788 | stuffed snowy owl | 28 |
| #1370 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #1318 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1796 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2054 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 25 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #249 | tube of hair oil | 1 |
| #150 | tulip | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |