| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #135 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #611 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #347 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #97 | Dolphin King's crown | 41 |
| #100 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 34 |
| #879 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #949 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #270 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1517 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #192 | Wand of Nagamar | 31 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1510 | badass belt | 36 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #2069 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #178 | flowing hippy skirt | 5 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1992 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1997 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #4 | hippo whip | 1,519 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #485 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #1079 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #136 | pants of the Slug Lord | 27 |
| #1394 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #817 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1978 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #2884 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2247 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1898 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #2414 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2596 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2043 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2195 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #3038 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1860 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2120 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2492 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #1886 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #423 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #2551 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2811 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2572 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #261 | toast | 4,887 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |