| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #135 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 4 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #348 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 2 |
| #672 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #609 | Crown of the Goblin King | 41 |
| #205 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 3 |
| #346 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 8 |
| #97 | Dolphin King's crown | 41 |
| #100 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 34 |
| #880 | Drowsy Sword | 17 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #269 | Elmley shades | 3 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #82 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 5 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1516 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 14 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #617 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #192 | Wand of Nagamar | 31 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #882 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1825 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #2466 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #177 | flowing hippy skirt | 5 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1993 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #4 | hippo whip | 1,519 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #484 | lucky rabbit's foot | 14 |
| #1080 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #136 | pants of the Slug Lord | 27 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2795 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #817 | shiny ring | 29 |
| #1677 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #1975 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #2112 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #2882 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #2247 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #1899 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #2412 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2593 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #3822 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2042 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #3036 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1861 | stuffed scary death orb | 28 |
| #3417 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2118 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2490 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #1886 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 27 |
| #423 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #2549 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2810 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6139 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2570 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #2687 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #6096 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6196 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6165 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #260 | toast | 4,887 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |