| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #68 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 10 |
| #686 | FDKOL commendation | 32 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Tuesday's ruby | 36 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #193 | baconstone | 37 |
| 🥇 | blue plastic baby | 791 |
| #220 | bottle of goofballs | 100 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #159 | effluvious emerald | 9 |
| 🥈 | floaty inverse geode | 24 |
| #100 | glacial sapphire | 10 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #47 | hamethyst | 111 |
| #1510 | handful of confetti | 25 |
| #654 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #57 | lump of diamond | 107 |
| #202 | massive gemstone | 9 |
| #410 | molten brick | 3 |
| #580 | pearidot | 7 |
| #104 | phish stick | 11 |
| #136 | porquoise | 46 |
| #23 | priceless diamond | 16 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #183 | steamy ruby | 8 |
| #105 | stone of eXtreme power | 104 |
| #708 | strawberyl | 4 |
| 🥇 | toe jam | 8,760 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #150 | unearthly onyx | 8 |
| #51 | useless powder | 10,831 |
| #687 | yeti fur | 97 |