| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #99 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 5 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #697 | Crimbuck | 1,334 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #165 | Green Clover of Justice | 11 |
| #585 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #452 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 11 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #244 | Snow Queen Crown | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #104 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 11 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #250 | annoying pitchfork | 11 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #275 | badass belt | 136 |
| #126 | beaten-up Chucks | 4 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #242 | ga-ga radio | 11 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #111 | harem girl t-shirt | 11 |
| #657 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #428 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 8 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #719 | really dense meat stack | 8 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1104 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #234 | [2108]rock | 17 |
| #137 | round green sunglasses | 8 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #929 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #226 | shiny hood ornament | 4 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #996 | solid gold bowling ball | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #1450 | spooky length of string | 4 |
| #590 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #862 | spooky wooden block | 7 |
| #225 | stick | 11 |
| #760 | stringy sinew | 11 |
| #1086 | stuffed alien blob | 6 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #2002 | tree-eating kite | 6 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1215 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #905 | wolfman mask | 3 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |