| #96 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 8 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #566 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 13 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #285 | atomic vector plotter | 13 |
| #506 | ball | 12 |
| #118 | banana-frosted king cake | 19 |
| #6 | bar skin | 7,140 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #338 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #262 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 13 |
| #160 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #102 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 12 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #551 | capacitor relay | 19 |
| #336 | carbon nanotube frame | 36 |
| #264 | computronic processing unit | 13 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #477 | evil teddy bear | 29 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #238 | fancy dress ball | 64 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #276 | fire | 21 |
| #32 | flashing novelty button | 11 |
| #1421 | fruitcake | 10 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #265 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 13 |
| #155 | incredibly creepy marionette | 19 |
| #656 | ion grid | 17 |
| #260 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 14 |
| #72 | killer rag doll | 31 |
| #470 | kite | 15 |
| #1096 | length of string | 8 |
| #505 | loaded serum blowgun | 9 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #92 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 29 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #45 | orange glowstick | 19 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #592 | pet rock | 13 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #759 | portable corkscrew | 9 |
| #783 | possessed top | 7 |
| #165 | prehistoric spear | 21 |
| #254 | quantum polarity inducer | 14 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #684 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #251 | recursive spline reticulator | 14 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #748 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #289 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 13 |
| #848 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #418 | spooky length of string | 26 |
| #563 | spooky stuffing | 10 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #643 | stick | 3 |
| #194 | stick-on-a-string | 21 |
| #265 | stringy sinew | 40 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #1395 | stuffed doppelshifter | 6 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #254 | sub-molecular interocitor | 13 |
| #224 | sunken chest | 77 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2254 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #272 | toothsome rock | 40 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #160 | tortoise's blessing | 19 |
| #218 | toy crazy train | 46 |
| #606 | toy jet pack | 12 |
| #232 | toy mercenary | 32 |
| #686 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #595 | toy space helmet | 13 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #275 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 43 |
| #176 | wheel | 20 |
| #744 | wooden block | 3 |
| #154 | yo | 53 |