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RankItemQuantity
#775'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#772334 scroll2
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#415Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#668Boris's ring2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#142Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#1371Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#653Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#672Gnollish pie tin1
#677Gnollish toolbox1
#95Ice-Cold Beer Ring1
#1116Iron Beta of Industry3
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#804Loudmouth Larry Lamprey3
#403Meat detector1
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#873Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#794Orcish cargo shorts1
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#308Orcish meat locker1
#805Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#628Pine-Fresh air freshener2
#818Pink Heart of Spirit1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#330Regular Cloaca Cola2
#648Rock and Roll Legend1
#1817Tasty Fun Good rice candy2
#217Thorny Toad trading card1
#158Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#1150Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#617Zim Merman's guitar1
#1172Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#788acoustic guitarrr2
#821adder bladder1
#656ancient Magi-Wipes1
#671ancient protein powder1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#254ant pick1
#887antique greaves1
#744antique shield2
#387asbestos staff1
#952bag of Cheat-Os1
#961barbed-wire fence1
#2130barrrnacle1
#942bat guano1
#89bat hat1
#1017bat wing1
#1172batgut1
#682beach glass bead1
#561beer helmet2
#417begpwnia1
#650bit-o-cactus1
#928black pixel2
#734black snake skin2
#840black-and-blue light3
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#141blue glowstick11
#842blue plasma ball3
#665bone rattle1
#902bugbear beanie2
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#164can of starch1
#1140candied kobold1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#687cat appendix1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#944cheap elven gloves3
#1062chef's hat1
#775chewing gum on a string1
#187chocolate-frosted king cake11
#985chrome ore1
#611cocktail napkin1
#1284coconut shell1
#778cold ninja mask1
#884commemorative war stein1
#1469corpse on the beach2
#1183corpsedriver3
#1812corpsetini1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#154detective skull1
#755diamond-studded cane3
#596didgeridooka1
#1099dirty hobo gloves1
#549divine blowout1
#561divine can of silly string1
#573divine champagne flute1
#479divine cracker1
#547divine noisemaker1
#553dungeoneer's dungarees1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#309dusty seventh cervical vertebra1
#947effervescent potion1
#389effluvious emerald2
#1813elven limbos gingerbread1
#1397elven socks1
#184enchanted brass knuckles1
#354evil golden arches1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#528fire poi1
#940flaming talons1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#617frightful feather4
#726frozen feather2
#882ghuol ears2
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#1118giant needle2
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#221glacial sapphire3
#627goat beard3
#500grave robbing shovel1
#1109green pixel1
#595gremlin juice1
#436guano coffee cup2
#870guitar pick1
#401half-orchid1
#1915handful of confetti18
#1187handful of hand chalk2
#900handful of sand1
#647happiness1
#453heavy metal sonata1
#1595helmet turtle3
#995herbs1
#882hill of beans2
#999hot katana blade1
#1092ice-cold six-pack1
#272icy-hot katana2
#1371incredibly creepy marionette1
#740infernal insoles1
#668inkwell1
#683irate sombrero1
#1282iron pasta spoon1
#2409irradiated candy cane2
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#457leaflet1
#432lesser grodulated violet1
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#1194loose teeth5
#1323marzipan skull1
#983meat paste1
#971meat stack2
#211meatsmithing guide1
#670mesh cap1
#1204metallic A1
#963moxie weed1
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#712nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear7
#128nanofiber cloth50
#628ninja mop1
#1616oozenog3
#255pack of chewing gum1
#364parasitic claw1
#229parasitic headgnawer1
#807party hat1
#1391pasta spoon2
#913patchouli incense stick1
#1181penguin skin2
#1171phonics down1
#284pie crust2
#53pink plastic baby10
#1281plot hole1
#450pointed stick1
#913pool cue2
#1170potato sprout1
#448poultrygeist1
#988pr0n legs1
#236pretty bouquet9
#541pretty flower154
#907pulsing flesh4
#614radio button candy1
#1505ravioli hat1
#1732really dense meat stack1
#661red pixel potion1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#971ridiculously huge sword2
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1450rigid carapace2
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#173ring setting1
#739rocky raccoon2
#390roll of toilet paper237
#639round purple sunglasses1
#3639rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3666rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2769rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#3651rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#981salamander spleen1
#1707saucepan1
#441scorpion whip1
#1212scroll of drastic healing2
#436shiny butcherknife1
#2957shiny ring1
#1412skeleton bone1
#1014smart skull1
#803snowboarder pants1
#1279soft green echo eyedrop antidote2
#1683solid gold bowling ball5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1064spices1
#1158spider web1
#820spiked femur1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#682spork1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#442star chart24
#368steamy ruby2
#376stench nuggets1
#576stick of dynamite1
#1826stolen accordion1
#1191super-spiky hair gel3
#927swirly potion1
#178sword hilt1
#1068tamarind-flavored chewing gum2
#350tambourine1
#468tattered paper crown2
#401tawdry amethyst1
#1592teddy borg2
#452thermos full of Knob coffee1
#294throbbing rage gland1
#422tin magnolia1
#159tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer9
#749tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory2
#323tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer6
#49tiny die-cast Don Crimbo7
#125tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer10
#97tiny die-cast Father Crimbo5
#69tiny die-cast Father Crimborg6
#304tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer6
#70tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer13
#144tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg4
#146tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer9
#157tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer9
#63tiny die-cast Swiss hen5
#93tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo5
#153tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign9
#126tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer10
#114tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg4
#70tiny die-cast blade a-spinning5
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#302tiny die-cast factory worker elf6
#169tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf9
#162tiny die-cast golden ring3
#44tiny die-cast goose a-laying6
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#492tiny die-cast middle-management elf4
#57tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf14
#31tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg8
#69tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf13
#43tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming6
#319tiny die-cast turtle mech2
#1259tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#2119tiny plastic Axe Wound3
#1176tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#1546tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#1228tiny plastic Black Knight6
#3180tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#1493tiny plastic Boss Bat3
#6232tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3126tiny plastic Felonia1
#1467tiny plastic G Imp5
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#1082tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester7
#1246tiny plastic Hellion6
#1760tiny plastic Iiti Kitty4
#739tiny plastic Knob Goblin King6
#2198tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter3
#1476tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl5
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1238tiny plastic Knott Yeti6
#2120tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy3
#1771tiny plastic Protagonist4
#1441tiny plastic Spam Witch5
#1055tiny plastic Spunky Princess7
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#2833tiny plastic Trouser Snake2
#1429tiny plastic XXX pr0n5
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#6126tiny plastic angry goat2
#1745tiny plastic anime smiley4
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#1444tiny plastic astronomer5
#6174tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8132tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#806tiny plastic beanbat9
#8181tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#1082tiny plastic blooper7
#1449tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#6136tiny plastic cocoabo2
#6244tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#2098tiny plastic conservationist hippy2
#1489tiny plastic cubist bull5
#2190tiny plastic demoninja3
#1761tiny plastic drunk goat4
#1467tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#1486tiny plastic fluffy bunny5
#1415tiny plastic fruit golem5
#8158tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8101tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1434tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers5
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2167tiny plastic goth giant3
#6106tiny plastic grue2
#1053tiny plastic handsome mariachi7
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#8074tiny plastic killer bee1
#2186tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#1071tiny plastic lobsterfrogman7
#3979tiny plastic mosquito4
#963tiny plastic ninja snowman8
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#1227tiny plastic scary clown6
#1784tiny plastic senile lihc4
#1476tiny plastic smarmy pirate5
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6205tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6134tiny plastic stab bat2
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1453tiny plastic taco cat5
#2154tiny plastic topiary golem3
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2754tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni2
#2766tiny plastic warwelf2
#2110tiny plastic whitesnake3
#726tiny plastic zmobie10
#892tires1
#1050titanium assault umbrella1
#1791turtle totem1
#950twitching claw5
#313unearthly onyx2
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#1169unstable DNA29
#458upsy daisy1
#738valuable trinket93
#1043viking helmet1
#2457vitachoconutriment capsule4
#696wad of tofu1
#71warbear battery33
#384warbear gyrocopter1
#44warbear metalworking primer (used)1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#379warbear whosit200
#940water pipe bomb1
#586white collar1
#1026white pixel1
#446white satin shield2
#853white sword1
#1244wolf mask1
#636wooden stakes2
#119yellow glowstick11

Wow, that's 1,727 items total!

what items are this player missing?