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| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
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| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
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| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #821 | adder bladder | 1 |
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| #680 | beach glass bead | 1 |
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| #416 | begpwnia | 1 |
| #650 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
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| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
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| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
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| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
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| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
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| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #1321 | marzipan skull | 1 |
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| #1203 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
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| #1170 | phonics down | 1 |
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| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
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| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1504 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #970 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #1136 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #173 | ring setting | 1 |
| #740 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #387 | roll of toilet paper | 237 |
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| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1281 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 2 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #1160 | spider web | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
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| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1192 | super-spiky hair gel | 3 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #1069 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #159 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 9 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #323 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 6 |
| #49 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 7 |
| #125 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 10 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 5 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 6 |
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| #70 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 13 |
| #144 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 4 |
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| #157 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 9 |
| #63 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 5 |
| #93 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 5 |
| #153 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 9 |
| #126 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 10 |
| #114 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 4 |
| #70 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 5 |
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| #302 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 6 |
| #168 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 9 |
| #161 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #44 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 6 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #57 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 14 |
| #31 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 8 |
| #69 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 13 |
| #43 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 6 |
| #318 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 2 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic G Imp | 5 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #805 | tiny plastic beanbat | 9 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6236 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 7 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #963 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6197 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #725 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
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| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #312 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #609 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #1170 | unstable DNA | 29 |
| #456 | upsy daisy | 1 |
| #738 | valuable trinket | 93 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #2456 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 4 |
| #695 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #71 | warbear battery | 33 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
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| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #636 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #119 | yellow glowstick | 11 |