| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #267 | Amulet of Yendor | 86 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #133 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 5 |
| #37 | El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) | 13 |
| #45 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 7 |
| #33 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 8 |
| #25 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 11 |
| #85 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 4 |
| #73 | El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) | 14 |
| #67 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 13 |
| #67 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 10 |
| #551 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 38 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #373 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 23 |
| #698 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 74 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #970 | astral mushroom | 3 |
| #335 | astronaut pants | 26 |
| #330 | bag of airline peanuts | 91 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #296 | barbed-wire fence | 17 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #499 | black snowcone | 5 |
| #349 | black striped oyster egg | 14 |
| #576 | black-and-blue light | 39 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #551 | blue plasma ball | 44 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #3116 | box of sunshine | 26 |
| #254 | brick | 152 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #705 | buckyball | 6 |
| #476 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 19 |
| #941 | candied yams | 9 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #1081 | capacitor relay | 7 |
| #557 | carbon nanotube frame | 19 |
| #872 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 7 |
| #510 | cheap studded belt | 49 |
| #352 | clown hammer | 84 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #396 | cymbal syrup | 15 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #339 | defective skull | 71 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #171 | divine blowout | 155 |
| #169 | divine can of silly string | 165 |
| #281 | divine champagne flute | 25 |
| #219 | divine champagne popper | 28 |
| #235 | divine cracker | 28 |
| #185 | divine noisemaker | 135 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #281 | encoder ring | 69 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #327 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 89 |
| #507 | eye of newt | 12 |
| #354 | fake fake vomit | 91 |
| #1183 | fake hand | 10 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #507 | ferret bait | 5 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #519 | flavored foot massage oil | 41 |
| #543 | foam dart | 33 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #698 | gingerbread bugbear | 33 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #709 | ion grid | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #189 | jar of swamp gas | 359 |
| #1197 | jazz soap | 11 |
| #335 | joybuzzer | 90 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #670 | killing feather | 53 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1114 | logic synthesizer | 6 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #366 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 81 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #933 | monomolecular yo-yo | 29 |
| #392 | mood ring | 19 |
| #1490 | mushroom fermenting solution | 2 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1411 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #425 | personal massager | 32 |
| #619 | personalized coffee mug | 48 |
| #855 | pet rock | 9 |
| #366 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 73 |
| #345 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 89 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #655 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #1119 | rogue swarmer | 49 |
| #1283 | roll of toilet paper | 24 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1289 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #404 | rubber emo roe | 80 |
| #424 | salamander spleen | 18 |
| #1137 | sawblade fragment | 45 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #301 | spooky eggnog | 15 |
| #737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #357 | spooky wooden block | 21 |
| #388 | squashed frog | 26 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #619 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 18 |
| #553 | stick-on-a-string | 7 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #1838 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1925 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #1330 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #962 | stuffed gray blob | 20 |
| #1863 | stuffed hand turkey | 28 |
| #1264 | stuffed mind flayer | 41 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #875 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 24 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1369 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 38 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #2158 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #769 | tofurkey gravy | 11 |
| #699 | tofurkey leg | 12 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #1201 | toy crazy train | 5 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #289 | toy jet pack | 27 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #343 | toy ray gun | 29 |
| #383 | toy space helmet | 24 |
| #988 | tree-eating kite | 24 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #934 | wheel | 3 |
| #392 | whoopie cushion | 83 |
| #356 | wind-up chattering teeth | 89 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #273 | x-ray specs | 84 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #355 | yellow snowcone | 97 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1065 | yo | 7 |