| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #30 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #209 | LED block | 7 |
| #46 | Manual of Lock Picking | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #859 | floaty sand | 3 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #835 | iGoogly | 14 |
| #595 | immense cyborg hand | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1538 | killing feather | 31 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #315 | nanofiber cloth | 18 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1758 | oversized fish scaler | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1856 | rogue swarmer | 31 |
| #1435 | sawblade fragment | 39 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #461 | synthetic stuffing | 15 |
| #693 | theoretical string | 15 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #748 | toy hoverpad | 13 |
| #30 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 2 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1788 | unstable laser battery | 30 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #248 | warbear metalworking primer | 4 |