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| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #238 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 13 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #935 | Imp Ale | 72 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #741 | Mad Train wine | 76 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #195 | Ram's Face Lager | 229 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3571 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #405 | bilge wine | 26 |
| #685 | bloody beer | 5 |
| #166 | bloody mary | 13 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #298 | bottle of popskull | 7 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #528 | boxed wine | 28 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #304 | can of Swiller | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #487 | cheap studded belt | 55 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #82 | chintzy turtle brooch | 13 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #1025 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #577 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #162 | cruelty-free wine | 20 |
| #611 | dead guy's watch | 7 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1082 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1131 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #191 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 18 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #657 | fine wine | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #500 | flute of flat champagne | 9 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #752 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 75 |
| #540 | ice-cold Willer | 69 |
| #465 | ice-cold fotie | 38 |
| #432 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #270 | melted Jell-o shot | 7 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #257 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 48 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #163 | thistle wine | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2844 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #862 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #705 | white lightning | 6 |