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| #1778 | 8-ball | 3 |
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| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #239 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 13 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #935 | Imp Ale | 72 |
| #347 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #743 | Mad Train wine | 76 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #196 | Ram's Face Lager | 229 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #845 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #175 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 11 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1174 | baconstone | 6 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #406 | bilge wine | 26 |
| #690 | bloody beer | 5 |
| #167 | bloody mary | 13 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #298 | bottle of popskull | 7 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #527 | boxed wine | 28 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #306 | can of Swiller | 8 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #488 | cheap studded belt | 55 |
| #508 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #82 | chintzy turtle brooch | 13 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #579 | corpsetini | 9 |
| #164 | cruelty-free wine | 20 |
| #612 | dead guy's watch | 7 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1082 | delicious salad | 12 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #95 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1133 | elven cellocello | 18 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #192 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 18 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #658 | fine wine | 3 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #502 | flute of flat champagne | 9 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #2003 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #753 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 75 |
| #539 | ice-cold Willer | 69 |
| #467 | ice-cold fotie | 38 |
| #435 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #271 | melted Jell-o shot | 7 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #594 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #258 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 48 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #163 | thistle wine | 24 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #255 | tropical wrapping paper | 4 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #862 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #373 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #354 | white collar | 3 |
| #706 | white lightning | 6 |