| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #65 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #109 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 99 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #29 | Zombo's shield | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #995 | facsimile dictionary | 7 |
| #863 | filthy lucre | 37 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #260 | hobo nickel | 1,110 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #417 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |