| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1495 | Crown of the Goblin King | 14 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #179 | Ram's Face Lager | 264 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #851 | astronaut pants | 8 |
| #942 | baconstone | 8 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #175 | bag of Cheat-Os | 75 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #297 | black striped oyster egg | 16 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1674 | candied yams | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1461 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1499 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #1090 | chaos butterfly | 27 |
| #699 | crazy little Turkish delight | 5 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #761 | evil teddy bear | 15 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #696 | fancy dress ball | 16 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #102 | fruit basket | 2 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #182 | ga-ga radio | 18 |
| #815 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #388 | hamethyst | 21 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #185 | incredibly creepy marionette | 16 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #162 | killer rag doll | 16 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #196 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 16 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #556 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 30 |
| #260 | plot hole | 730 |
| #254 | porquoise | 28 |
| #342 | possessed top | 16 |
| #341 | prehistoric spear | 11 |
| #512 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 16 |
| #311 | red paisley oyster egg | 10 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #169 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 75 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #726 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #731 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #380 | stuffed alien blob | 16 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #553 | toy crazy train | 16 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #433 | toy mercenary | 16 |
| #941 | toy ray gun | 8 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #902 | toy space helmet | 8 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1239 | tree-eating kite | 16 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #189 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 47 |
| #583 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #500 | yo | 19 |