| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #231 | Crimbo Credit | 42 |
| #188 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 14 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #311 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 6 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 3 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 4 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 5 |
| #84 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 6 |
| #176 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 2 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 4 |
| #261 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 10 |
| #120 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 4 |
| #164 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 2 |
| #235 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 11 |
| #185 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 7 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #256 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 10 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #24 | Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis | 1 |
| #202 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 6 |
| #287 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 7 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #236 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 11 |
| #106 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 5 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #234 | D roll | 24 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #258 | En Una Fila Tequila | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #49 | Loathing Legion knife | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #25 | Mer-kin rollpin | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #510 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 5 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #48 | Yuleviathan necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #2353 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #198 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #185 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #80 | gamma nog | 12 |
| #196 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #376 | guano coffee cup | 3 |
| #170 | high-energy mining laser | 7 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #79 | neutron lollipop | 12 |
| #52 | picky tweezers | 1 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #146 | radiation-resistant helmet | 10 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #199 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #180 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 1 |
| #1411 | stringy sinew | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #41 | warm fur | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |