| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1011 | CRIMBCO wine | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1000 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #77 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1554 | badass belt | 35 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #2692 | handful of confetti | 10 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #863 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1603 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #15 | paperclip turban | 2 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1957 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |