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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbo pie | 50 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #142 | El Vibrato power sphere | 10 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #244 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 9 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #555 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 7 |
| #563 | Knob Goblin love potion | 11 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #443 | Snow Queen Crown | 4 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #562 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1400 | Valentine | 8 |
| #44 | Venus flytrap | 10 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #29 | balloon monkey | 101 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #805 | box of sunshine | 355 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #331 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #138 | cracker | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #438 | disease | 20 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1478 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #578 | evil golden arch | 8 |
| #143 | extra-fancy ring setting | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #118 | fossilized baboon skull | 6 |
| #84 | fossilized bat skull | 8 |
| #143 | fossilized demon skull | 4 |
| #141 | fossilized limb | 84 |
| #113 | fossilized serpent skull | 8 |
| #170 | fossilized spider skull | 3 |
| #194 | fossilized spike | 23 |
| #84 | fossilized spine | 25 |
| #103 | fossilized torso | 61 |
| #132 | fossilized wing | 34 |
| #161 | fossilized wyrm skull | 5 |
| #1301 | furry fur | 3 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #749 | giant needle | 15 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #896 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #371 | gnoll lips | 9 |
| #110 | goat | 13 |
| #820 | goat beard | 1 |
| #553 | goat cheese | 13 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2701 | golden ring | 4 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1532 | green beer | 3 |
| #626 | green candy heart | 12 |
| #521 | green pixel | 71 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #211 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #116 | heart-shaped balloon | 134 |
| #1767 | herringcello | 5 |
| #167 | interesting-looking twig | 18 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #1830 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2543 | killing feather | 1 |
| #59 | left half of a heart necklace | 8 |
| #209 | little round pebble | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #558 | potted cactus | 2 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #564 | pretty flower | 135 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #537 | purple snowcone | 11 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #861 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #2624 | rogue swarmer | 3 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #417 | rum barrel charrrm | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #212 | rusty metal ring | 2 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #474 | silver tongue charrrm | 6 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #391 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 41 |
| #1634 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 31 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed angry cow | 51 |
| #1004 | stuffed astral badger | 50 |
| #827 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 60 |
| #906 | stuffed cocoabo | 52 |
| #981 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1197 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 43 |
| #887 | stuffed hand turkey | 55 |
| #1048 | stuffed mind flayer | 49 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1000 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #920 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 53 |
| #853 | stuffed snowy owl | 55 |
| #902 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #950 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1154 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 44 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #1219 | throwing wrench | 3 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #303 | white balloon | 16 |
| #428 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 2 |
| #302 | yellow candy heart | 142 |
| #592 | yeti fur | 133 |